7/1 Santa Clause Breaks his leg and dies:
Family says "He's a clutsy fat retard"
4/3 Easter Bunny Steals chocolate from a bank:
Whereabouts are unknown call ust at 999-999-2662
4/1 RO: Micheal Jackson stole a baby from a candy.
LEE: DON'T YOU MEAN CANDY FROM A BABY!!?
RO: Nope!
RO: Here's lee with the news.lee?
LEE: We're all going to die today!!!!
chris brown got assissinated
REAL NEWS
the awesome and funny bernie mac died on a friday